Xessaliure

Xessaliure is a gargoyle that lives in Spongebob Squarepants’, best friends, nieces’, teachers, favorite student’s, uncles’, mom’s, best friends, great great great great great great great great grandpapi’s, cousin 9,876,543,210 times removed, friend’s backyard. His friends name was Mitchell.

Xessaliure is a gargoyle with a big nose, two rectangular eyes that have vertical slits for pupils, and two ears that slant down. Xessaliure is also weird because he sleeps in the night and is awake in the day. Xessaliure has no mouth but you can still understand him when he tries to talk.

Only people that Xessaliure wants to hear him can hear him. This works by his bending the sound waves around him so that you can understand what he is trying to say. Xessaliure can bend noises like steady beats or loud construction or machinery noises where people can’t really hear other people very well. Xessaliure can bend all noises around him for people to hear. He is good at that kind of job because of his ability it makes communications easier. Xessaliure can hear things very well, but only if he wants to hear something can he hear it.

Xessaliure is a spider farmer and oneday he was out picking up webbing for a new herd of spiders. When I say farmer I mean that Xessaliure is like a chicken farmer, he collects eggs and either eats them or sells them. He also harvests spiders, which is like letting the population grow. The Xessaliure family loves to drink spider milk, of like cow milk. The farming community in Mitchell’s backyard always has a traditional festival of BUTCHERING spiders. The thing is if you don't butcher part of your herd you have to pay a fine of 100 spider eggs. If you don’t pay the fin you go to jailsince Xessaliure is the main character of the story (the good guy), he doesn’t want to butcher his herd. See the thing is that everyone thinks that if you don’t want to kill the animals you’re a freak. Xessaliure just doesn’t want to loose his herd because they're the best egg layers Xessaliure ever had.